13 Very Normal Places to Store Military-Grade Weapons

Good news! The Arch de Trumph will be weaponized, apparently! It will “house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers,” according to the president .

“There will be no facility like this anywhere in the World.” You know, for once, I think the president is right.

I’m going to go out on a limb and agree that this is the only Memorial Arch Armed With Drones and Snipers around! Just as a Fisher Price Push-Around Buggy With a Nuke on the Back would be the only one of its kind.

Here are some other places I assume they will be putting weapons next.

The Institute of Peace, obviously.

This is the last place our adversaries will look! All horses in equestrian statues will be replaced with Trojan horses, filled with tiny armed men ready to pour out at a moment’s notice.

The National Archives will be filled with deadly lasers, programmed to shoot if anyone gets too close to the Constitution.

This will both look intimidating and make the Supreme Court’s decisions seem more correct.

Tanks at the National Aquarium will be replaced with the other kind of tanks.

Singing the national anthem will cause an actual rocket to fire.

Mount Rushmore.

Teddy Roosevelt can now shoot missiles from his eyes.

Thomas Jefferson has a machete.

George Washington’s nose will release cherry bombs in an ominous, sneeze-like formation.