Texas learns the hard way not to mock Florida high school football, Lindsey Vonn stuns & USC's poor showing!

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Final day of August, folks.

This is it.

At 12:01, we officially begin the 'Ber months — otherwise known as the greatest stretch on the sports calendar.

Forget sports ... it's the greatest stretch on the calendar, period.

September.

October.

November.

December.

Four of the best months of the year, staring us right in our fat faces.

How lucky are we? We got our college football appetizer on Saturday, and it starts in full this week.

We get NFL next Wednesday (!!!).

We have a three-day weekend coming up.