Ivy League football team gets ruthlessly mocked after losing game in dumbest way possible

We had an Ivy League thriller during Friday night's three-pack college football weekend appetizer, with the University of Pennsylvania and Columbia going down to the wire in Philadelphia.

That's right.

Penn and Columbia.

While the rest of the country flipped between Memphis, App State and Purdue, I was locked in the Ivy League battle of the year.

It's called GRINDING, folks.

Look it up.

HERE'S WHY, EVEN WITH ALL ITS PROBLEMS, COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS STILL BETTER THAN THE NFL Anyway, I'm glad I was, because this one had it all.

Big moments.

Big comebacks.

Big plays.

And, of course, a finish that left me utterly speechless on multiple different levels.

Before we dive into the Xs and Os, take a look: Amazing.

You just don't expect that sort of foolishness out of an Ivy League roster, right? Sure, there are other programs where you wouldn't be surprised to see this level of idiocy (I won't name names), but not Penn.

Not the IVY LEAGUE.