Can hanging a handy fan on your crotch keep you cool in the Tokyo summer? SN24 investigates

Mr.

Sato and his crew strut through Shinjuku like cocks of the walk, but can their meat beat the heat? So…our plans to beat the summer heat haven’t exactly been going very well.

Sure, the results have been moderately effective, but slapping 68 adhesive cooling patches on the upper body of our crack reporter Mr.

Sato was also a pretty expensive endeavor.

Likewise, yes, freezing our boss Yoshio’s hat in a block of ice did cool him off, but also took us more than a day and required an electric cutter and hand file to make wearable, making the process both time and labor-intensive.

And so it was that, once again, Mr.

Sato sat at his desk in SoraNews24 headquarters, racking his brain for another countermeasure to the hot, humid weather.

Suddenly, inspiration struck, bringing with it a flash of glee to Mr.

Sato’s face.

He rose to his feet, and his steps grew quicker and more excited with each step as he headed towards the door.

Honestly, at this point, we’ve stopped asking him questions when he does this sort of thing.

All you can do is sit back and wait for the Sato surprise.

30 minutes later, Mr.

Sato came bounding back into the office, holding… …handy fans! ▼ “Hey guys! Look what I’ve got!” Handy fans have become a trendy item in Tokyo these days.